June 20, 2006

Scary catdog

My son has been very restless lately. If I'm not mistaken, it's shagging timemating season again. Animal life is nothing more than instincts; for survival and mating. Take my son for example. His staple meal is mainly dog biscuits, followed by rice, meats and bones. Comfy kennelcage and big compound to lepak. Pleasant neighbourhood to roam esp nearby park. His duties are simple; wait for me to return from work.. waggy waggy!! play catch with me.. woof woof!! and accompany me when I lepak at the porch at night. See.. nonid to rob and kill. Not simple meh?

My worry is that he is not fiercetoo friendly. So always kena bullied by other dogs esp those street-wise-gengster-berkumpulan type. Sure he'll kena kao kao one day. My prediction came true when he returned home limping last Friday. Bite marks all over his legs, a deep gash on his left swollen leg and a badly bitten deep-to-the-bone tail tip. These injuries did not deter him from gallivanting again. Next night back with more injuries and a deep hole on his right tight. This time I saw two 4-legged-gengster in my porch. MUTTAFAKAR!! I was so pissed I hurled a stone but missed. So tempted to chase with my bike but aborted coz was drizzling. You fuckers should pray I don't see you on the street. Else, you gonna be very very sorry. NEVA-EVAR PISS OFF A PROWLING TIGER. I'll protect my loved ones.. AT ALL COST.

Comments:
oh poor ah boy...take care him more oh..okay...
 
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