August 26, 2006

Killing spree

I was recovering from fever and tonsilities after three days of rotting at homemedical leaves. I'm the type that can't sleep too early and too much so it doesn't make any difference to me. Moreover I'm self-employed. So who cares? My mobile still ring and I keep receiving faxes and making follow-up calls. For speedy recovery, I gotta finish all the antibiotics and stay away from fried, oily and spicy foods. I even boiled barley and drank honey lime to ease my sore throat. Utterly forced to forgo Shogun with my forum mates. MCB @#$%!! I WANNA EAT JAP BUFFET but only surviving on porridge and vermicelli. I DON'T FUCKING CARE. I'll give myself a treat after volleyball later. PERIOD.

After feeling groggy from the medication, I was about to switch off my pc and get some rest. Final session of RFP 2 later. Something was ransacking my kitchen. FUCK IT!! A rat was trying to escape from my dining area via airwell windows. It panicked after being noticed. I grabbed an iron rod (formerly used to hunt its kin but the former escaped) and waited for it to jump down. It did and ran into the bathroom. After feeling trapped, it lunged into my housemate's room opposite the bathroom as the door wasn't entirely shut. I woke her up.. shooed her out of the room and proceeded to track-hunt-kill. Poor WS!! She has just taken her cough and flu medication earlier. Kinda cute seeing her in blur and daze condition. *grin*

I closed the door and windows so there's no way it can escape. Conducted a rummaging search on all possible spots it could potentially hide but can't find a trace. Then I noticed a piece of wood behind the tv rack. Yup!! That filthy little disgusting rat was hiding comfortably behind the wood. I aimed at the head and WHACKED. Crippled by my first lethal blow, there's only death awaiting. Few more blows at the head.. it made its way to the bin outside my house. Lets see which cat will get lucky tonight. This is the second rat I killed after living here for many years. Damn!! The fat rat I missed earlier was twice as big and much uglier than this one. Now who said fat ass can't run fast???

NO MERCY FOR PEST. HATE 'EM. BLOODY FILTHY AND DISGUSTING. SEE ONE KILL ONE. BANG!! BANG!!

Comments:
That was soooo cruel...
I pray for the rat...
Amitabha...
 
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